ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Dr. German Roach is a devoted family man. Married to a beautiful Palmetto Bug for over 27 years, he and his wife have two beautiful pests, both in their early twenties. They live in a filthy kitchen full of grease and leftover food particles. His hobbies include golf, target shooting, exercising, cooking, and eating. And he enjoys cold, crisp beers every weekend while sitting poolside during the summer. Gainfully employed since the age of thirteen, after forty years of dealing with the public, he decided he had had enough and retired.